(You're about to create one of the most intense dad lore for your children)

One day you're just sitting down, then you get a text from your friend?

"DUDE THE GROUP CHAT HAS BEEN LEAKED WE HAVE TO LEAVE THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY!" Your friend texted. The group chat was filled with some unspeakable things with your friends. And so this is the beginning of your dad lore.