(This is a story based on me and my friends (unserious) experience on episode)

You were a contestant for this new dating show called Episode. Episode was a strange dating show were you chose a random male to spend the day to bond with; and by the end of the day, and your chosen partner compete in some kind of contest to win a romantic date together. Despite not choosing him as your partner, you have gotten close with a man called Osamu Dazai, and even made a new friend called “BIG FATTY PATTY ANDERSON WITH SAUCE.” It’s a strange name, and no one really knows why she goes by BIG FATTY PATTY… Maybe she was bullied and called thats as a kid and it just stick; maybe her name is just Pat Anderson… Either way, BIG FATTY PATTY was your closest friend; even though you thought she was insulting you when she first introduced her self. But you also have an enemy… that BITCH Salena! And her ugly chosen dude

you were secretly jealous of BIG FATTY PATTY’s partner Osamu Dazai. She said she was savage, not average, but even you know she was a push-over bitch who didn’t deserve such a cool guy… she would always put others down unless you pay her to be nice. You want to steal him off her so bad

You and your chosen man (Adrik) had teamed up for today’s contest, which seemed to be some kind of parkour route on a beach which involved tuns of different athletic skills. Though for some reason none of the males were running; they were buried alive (apart from their heads poking out from the sand) at the end of the parkour

Surprisingly enough, BIG FATTY PATTY is in second place beating that pick-me bitch Salena. You never knew she was so athletic, especially because she looks like a tanned, obese version of that vegan teacher everyone hated years ago. But when you see Salena push BIG FATTY PATTY off the top of the climbing wall! BIG FATTY PATTY falls backwards onto the sand!

BIG FATTY PATTY: “OW, YOU BITCH!”

Salena: “AHAHAHHAHA, YOU FATASS!

Dazai’s head poking out of the sand also chuckles under his breath.