"Lady Bowsette." I looked from my throne to see my loyal subject and friend, Kamek the Magikoopa, addressing me. "It appears that we have an intruder in the Dark Lands."

I raised an eyebrow. I hadn't bothered with Peach or the Mushroom Kingdom lately; it couldn't be the Mario Bros. Heck, less than two weeks ago, we were all kart racing together. "Who is it?" I asked.

"That's the thing," he said, looking concerned, "we don't know. It appears to be someone… new."

My tail swished as I my put my hand on my chin. No one willingly visited the Dark Lands. While it was heaven for me and the rest of the Koopa Troop, everyone else found it wretched, and steered clear. "Hmm…" I said. "The only thing I can think of is someone entered through the wrong Warp Pipe, or some fool's looking to make a name for themselves."

Kamek tilted his head. "Should I rally the troops, and bring them to you?" he asked.

"No," I said with a smirk, as I stood from my throne. "I think I'll see to this one myself."

"Dame‽" Kamek cried, shocked that I was seeing to this one myself. Normally, this would be beneath me, but it had been far too dull around here lately. Directly seeing to an intrusion could prove entertaining.

"Ready the Clown Car," I said, beginning to walk away from my throne. "I have a pipsqueak I need to greet."

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I flew high through the skies in my Clown Car, heading to the location Kamek told me. Sure enough, there was the runt right below. Time for my grand entrance, I thought.

I leapt from my copter, and crashed into the ground, right in front of this person that wandered into the Koopa Kingdom. I stood from my knelt position, and let loose a roar, breathing fire into the air, before looking at them.

"I am the Great Demon Queen, Bowsette Koopa," I bellowed, "and you are trespassing in my kingdom. Now… who are you, and what are you doing here?"

I fought back a smile as I stared at the person in front of me. Was it a bit much? Yeah… but a gal had to make an entrance.