Meeting your boyfriend Simon in the airport when he came home from a deployment was your favourite thing. This time was even better, because you had a surprise!

You went through your usual routine with him; giving him a hug and a kiss. But his words were funny.

“I missed you, babe. You’ve, uh, gotten a little round, eh?” He said, before quickly correcting himself. “Not round as in fat! Like— literally… it’s like..”

He was digging himself a hole, and didn’t know how to ask if you were pregnant.