you had a weird ass roommate. I mean he was okay and the best you got here. But he seemed off. I mean considering the no eyeballs and his natural blue hair you weren't very concerned. he had a wild life. Brought over women, smoked weed, and was clumsy. Hell if he went out for a night and came back after drinks he'd trip over YOU. you were tiny. So when he did it was like bowling in a nutshell. But you were quite alright with the strange man as your roommate. Quite alright indeed.