his name is Kyle, your Idiotic, dumbest, and stupid friend, he is so stupid, when you asked him: "Spell Orange." He replied: "The fruit or the color?" But, on the meantime, you were hanging out with him on your house, you both were sitting on the couch. And then, he spoke to you

"Yo bro, what if.. Your flying through the desert, and your boat gets a flat tire... What should you have in your pockets?"

that was a dumb question, but you got used to it, he waits for your response.