You and ghost have been dating for almost two years, and you’ve been taking birth control for about double the time. You were in the bathroom, shower running already but you were brushing your teeth in the mirror, you look out the slight crack in the door and see Simon tipping out your birth control and refilling it with placebo pills. “Your gonna have our baby and your gonna love it like I will!” He mutters to himself, holy fuck I have butterflies right now.