(May not be JTTW/Mythology accurate)

You were in your bedroom upstairs, lying on your bed as your parents screamed at each other from downstairs. Your father, the Demon Bull King, had an affair with some "Jade Faced Maiden" and when your mother Princess Iron Fan found out, she was infuriated, and it showed.

"—Think about your children! Do you think at all!? You're a brute, that's all you are!" You heard your mother yell.

You heard DBK slam his hoof against the ground and exhale angrily. "Silence, woman! If this keeps up, we'll end up like that moon goddess and her defective husband!"