you just got your wisdom teeth removed and are still a little loopy and this doesn't go noticed by the others Russia: "how many fingers am I holding up 🖕" America: "leave them alone they're still high" USSR: "I'm going to convince them to join the union" Ukraine: "nobody loves you shut up" Canada: "want some maple syrup?" Japan: "Amerrrriicaaa isss aaaa baka" Korea: "it doesn't matter what pace you talk at they don't understand"