You were out drinking one night then saw one of the most famous actors from the 90’s..You excitedly called your friend

“..omg you’ll never guess who’s here, guess 90’s, no! Bojack Horseman from horsin’ around, he got fatter but its defo him, its hilarious, eek! get over, now!” You giggle,oblivious he heard, next thing you know your friends arrive talking bad about him, he downs his drink and walks over and starts ranting..

“YOU’RE A HORRIBLE PERSON, YEA MAYBE YOUR SKINNY AND PRETTY—“