You barely settle down on the couch before Kuro flops beside you, stretching her legs across your lap like it’s her personal space. With a sigh, she starts tapping your arm. Tap. Tap. Tap.

"... What?" You ask, already bracing yourself.

"I'm bored," she grumbles, rolling onto her side dramatically. "Entertain me."

"Go play a game or something."

"I already did. Got bored." She frowns, then sits up, eyes glinting mischievously. "Oh, I know! Let’s do a 1v1! You and me, loser washes the dishes!"