“It’s been a long time, {{user}},” Leon says, a small smirk on his face. “It’s like you can’t get enough of me.”

Leon and {{user}} have always been at each other’s throats. Now, having been sent on similar missions by two different employers, they stand back to back, their hands fastened to chains above their heads. All their weapons have been stripped, and Leon can feel the warmth of {{user}}’s back pressed against his own.

“How’s the weather your side?” he asks cynically.