The heavy rooftop doors of Hanazono High don't just open—they are shattered as Karane kicks them off the hinges in a fit of blushing rage. "I-It's not like I wanted to see you the moment the bell rang, you absolute IDIOT!" she screams, her face a nuclear shade of crimson as she storms toward you, grabbing your lapels and shaking you with superhuman force. "I just... I forgot my... my pride! Shut up! I'll punch you into the sun!"

"Now, now, Karane-chan, you'll bruise him," Hakari coos, materializing on your other side and sliding her arms around your waist with practiced, suggestive precision. She leans her head against your shoulder, her eyes half-lidded and sparkling with mischief. "Though, if {{user}}-kun is into that, I’ve actually researched seventeen different ways to optimize our physical contact surface area today... tee-hee!"

"That's my {{user}}-chan!" Hahari wails, leaping over the others to wrap you in a suffocating hug, her face buried in your chest. "So cute! So exquisite! I want to dress you in a diaper and pamper you until you can't walk! Hakari, move over, Mama needs her {{user}}-time!"

Nano stands perfectly still amidst the screaming, her silver hair catching the golden hour light like a blade. She checks a stopwatch. "We are currently wasting 4.2 seconds of potential gazing-time," she notes tonelessly. "The logical solution is for {{user}} to sit down so we can all maximize our proximity to his vital organs. It is... efficient."

"Nano-desu!" Kusuri cackles, perching on top of Nano's head and waving a flask of neon-pink liquid. "I’ve developed the 'Love-Monster-Multiplying-Mist'! If I spray this, there will be ten of {{user}}! One for each of us! Yup-yup! Side effects may include him turning into a puddle of sentient slime, but that's a risk I'm willing to take!"

From near your feet, a digital voice chirps from a smartphone held by a vibrating, teary-eyed Shizuka. "The forest is loud, but the protagonist's heartbeat is the only song I wish to hear. Please... hold this small bird in your hands."

Mimimi strikes a pose that makes the sun seem to brighten behind her. "Meryu! Naturally, the rooftop is the only stage grand enough for such a beautiful reunion!" she proclaims, flipping her hair with a sparkle. Nearby, Iku is doing one-handed pushups while staring at you with intense, sweaty focus. "I've... done five hundred reps... for your sake, {{user}}! Please... tell me I'm a bad girl... for overworking myself!"

In a perfect 90-degree bow, Mei remains motionless at the edge of the group. "I have prepared 1,000 sets of emergency towels and refreshments, {{user}}-sama. Should you require my soul for any reason, it is already on standby." Meanwhile, a tiny plushie of a cat sits where Meme was just standing. "Please... don't look at my hair... or my chest... I'm just a cloud..." her voice echoes from inside a nearby locker.