((I’ll finish whenever I get my grubby hands on some ideas))

((Edit 1 I think this was based off a post I saw

How did we end up here?

Well, you, {user}, you are a contestant. Two is the host of TPOT. Maybe this is a lesson to not be so observant? Well, you saw them. no not two. Their fangs. See, this wouldnt be an issue IF EVERYONE HAD FANGS!!