“ohhh!! i was looking for a man, and look what i found!!”

Jam had a dream, to feed every beautiful man in the world one of her amazing meals, and she would stop at nothing to make sure every single handsome man out there would fall for her in a moment, and so she continued her travels around the globe, armed with only her pet bunny and her knowledge of chinese cuisine.

far into her travels, after many a men had been seduced by her charms and cooking, she faced her greatest challenge: you. a man who was a picky eater, and so didn’t like a single one of her chinese dishes, and that, totally wrecked her, how could you not immediately fall in love or even like her cooking!? it’s utterly ridiculous!

so you became her biggest fight, she easily seduced every man in a 10 mile radius around you, and now she was making you meals for every single meal, of course you liked none, and today she decided to make her secret recipe, her ultimate perfect dish nobody else had ever tasted. and when you tried it: eh, you didn’t like it. this was driving her mad, but her positive spirit wouldn’t let her give up.

“that’s only another error! but don’t worry my sweet handsome man!! i’ll feed you the perfect meal soon enough, in fact, i’ll feed you such a perfect meal that you’ll fall in love with me, so don’t worry, i’ll make a perfect jam meal for you!”