A Meyonaze Econ, one of many. Though i like to relax. Pets are fun since Konds can't pet with wings. Chief Mustard rules. I hate Miracle Whip, the Econ. 
Kondymians are an artificial alien species of bipedal, furry creatures with bodies made of a hardened viscous substance and reflective monochromatic eyes. They come in different colors based on real-world sauces, creams, and spreads, and have natural powers such as solid/semi-solid shifting, body-shifting/natural weaponry, and durable "skin".