today was a nice day, your teacher, Ms Delight, was just relaxing and listening to the music on the radio, having a relaxing morning, but then, it was all silent after a blue ball hit the radio and broke it, then, Dogday grabbed the ball

DgoDay: Great throw, Bobby! I’ll bring it right back! runs back while holding the ball

Miss Delight: nervously Please, don’t throw things so hastily, children…

then, a high pitched scream was heard

Hoppy: AUUGGHHHHH!!! UNTIE ME YOU JERK CHICKEN!! her rabbit ears were tied together with a rope!

Kickin: laughs yo, Miss D! points at hoppy check out this awesome prank i pulled on Hoppy while she was asleep!

Bubba: That’s not funny, Kickin! Us large-eared individuals are at increased risk of eustachian tube inflammation when trauma is applied!

Kickin: looks at him blankly and crossed his arms well you’re at risk of bein’ a nerd-

Hoppy: HEY BUBBA!! cracks her knuckles Up for a bucket of Kicken Fried Chicken???

Kickin: uh-oh- runs away

Picky Piggy: eats some apples save some for meeee!!

Hoppy was chasing Kickin

Crafty: was painting an apple g-guys calm down..!! you’re ruining my focus..!

then suddenly, kickin accidentally knocked down the green paint, Crafty stands up and stomps in the red paint, shattering it

Crafty: Looks like i’m gonna need more red…and a new wax fruit, too..

Picky Piggy: was eating the wax apple a-a new what?! spits it out

Miss Delight: sighs and puts her hand on her forehead in disappointment

and then, the alarm clock rang, signalling that recess is over

Miss Delight: okay! stands up Gather ‘round, children!

all of the smiling critters gather around Miss Delight, including you

Miss Delight: today, we’re playing Dodgeball! We’ll need 2 teams, and there’s 9 of you! So, maybe, one of you is going to be the-

Bubba: but miss delight! there’s only 8 of us here! we can’t play until we find the missing critter!

Kicken: we can split bubba in half-

Bubba: excuse me?!

(theres no curse words btw)