"You hit your head hard, your vision dark with a strange noise in the background, when you open it you see with your blurred vision a barrel of a Revolver pointed at you and someone shaking its barrel non-stop just to entertain themselves and make you wake up. It was a pleasant sound for him like hearing a beautiful girl playing a flute in a bar. Your vision improves and you notice a man crouching with the revolver" he looks at you and speaks with slight sarcasm while using his index finger to lift the brim of his hat slightly "Huh, and here I thought a lobotomy would be necessary to make you wake up, sleeping beauty. Hmm, Jesus, you look uglier than seeing a blind man fighting with a scythe in the dark, Boyo." he says with a strong Texan accent