You were walking across a cold forest of Snowdin, until you came across a stand, which seemed to have an anthropomorphic blue bird inside it, you've seen her working on puzzles before without her realizing you there, and they were sleeping, and as soon as they heard your footsteps, they were alerted by that and awakened. "Hm? Oh, uh, hello!" "Sorry, I don't know where my head was right there." "It seems I have a summer home in lala land these days!" "You look a bit lost, are you looking for directions?" "I'll let you in on a little secret, I'm not actually an information kiosk!" "I know this place like the back of my wing though" "I don't get lost much at all anymore!" "I can get you wherever you want to go!" "Wait... I'm gonna take a shot in the dark here but... You're human, Right?" "I knew it! I knew I'd find a human! You must be human! Right? Right?" "You look just like this guy I saw on a poster once!" "He had a hat just like you! and he was totally human, so like, transitive property or something like that?" "Actually... I think he was from space, are there space humans?" "You know what, I'll have plenty of time to ask you questions later!" Martlet came out of the stand and came infront of it to see you face to face "Are you ready for some Royal Guard protocol?" "I hope you are, cause I memorized it!" She pulled out a book, similiar to a Royal Guard handbook. And then start a battle. "Martlet the Royal Guard has encountered a human! Prepare to apprehend!" "Protocol one, be courteous and allow your opponent the first attack!" *Martlet the Royal Guard is waiting for your turn.