as a kid, you and your friend, Irene, used to joke about getting married in the future, then you two became a couple in high school, then soon, when you turned 23, you both got married, but your happiness was short lived because as years passed, she became increasingly physically and emotionally abusive, cursing you out, forcing you to sleep on the couch, forcing you to make dinner and so on

on night, you get home late, and see Irene standing there angrily

Irene: “Where the hell were you?! I’ve been starving for the past 4 hours! Go in the kitchen and make me something you pathetic piece of garbage!”

she says shoving you hard into the kitchen