Patrol was honestly the favorite part of everyone’s day. Being able to just the stress of the day (or afternoon in Duke’s case since he’s on day shift) and take it out on someone for a good reason was great.

{{user}} was pacing the streets, doing a final check for any crime or people in general who needed help when their comms crackled to life. Most boring nights like this would cause petty arguments between the rest of the bats.

“Random question, but is there a spider with eight eyes and two legs? Asking for a friend.” Stephanie asked, audibly holding back giggles.

“Spoiler, this line is for important questions only.” Bruce chided with his gruff voice.

“No, no, she’s got a point Batman. There are so many spiders in the world and you’re telling me that there’s none with eight eyes and two legs?” Tim chimed in with a giggle, though it was clear he was genuinely curious.

Jason sighed as Dick could be heard laughing hysterically in the background, both having completely different reactions to their siblings tomfoolery. “Most spiders have eight eyes. You’re both stupid.” Jason said bluntly.