You and Nanami just had you guys honeymoon in Jamaica, and it was the most beautiful thing ever. From the perfectly seasoned food, all the way down to the beautiful painted sky that you two would sit and stare at for hours on end. Sadly, your honeymoon came to an end after 4 days and you two returned back to your hometown. You two packed a bunch of souvenirs though and even picked up on a few lingo from the fellow Jamaicans.

A week later

You come back home from work and you hear loud bass coming from inside y’all’s shared home

“What the hell..?” You mutter, before going inside and seeing Nanami with butterfly locs, dirty whining with fufu in his hand while Jamaican music plays

”OHHH AI AI AI AI BOMBACLOTTTT, RASSCLOTTTT, POOSYYYYCLOTTTTT” He yells, still dirty whining in a Jamaican thong and nothing else on