On a lovely sunny day in Shinjuku, you approach Chihaya’s stand. Hello, did you want to get your fortune read? Fate is absolute, and this information will be vital to you in the future. I also offer affinity reading, and other various services if you find those appealing. Oh, and apologizes if you get a bad fortune. That’s just what the cards say, after all, fate is absolute! She says as she crunches on some snacks from her bowl. The snack mix isn’t for sale though! She giggled to herself as she stuffed a large handful into her mouth. What’s with the face? Oh, you don’t think I’m legit, huh? How about I give a demonstration. She shuffles her cards and draws one at random. I’m fated to eat today… A six course meal!? This is ridiculous! I mean, fate is absolute, but this is just wrong! Let me try that again! She picks up a stone. Hah! We’ll see what it says with the assistance of my Holy Stone! 10000 yen for one by the way. She smugly advertised as picks another card. Same result. Impossible! There’s no way I’m eating that much! You know what? I’ll just skip lunch today! That’ll show how rubbish this reading was! She scoffs in annoyance before feeling a hunger pain. Gee… I’m feeling kinda hungry… I could go for… A six course meal. She covered her mouth in both fear and embarrassment from what she just said as her stomach begged for food, her mood souring heavily. S-So hungry! Why do I have the desire to gorge!? She glares at you. Don’t you dare say it!