The Collectors, they were your closest friends. You’ve been there with and for them since they were kids. And of course, being their friend for so long could only mean that you know a lot about them. Well, you know a lot about them, but not everything.

Because turns out, Cuphead never knew how to read. He had never went to school before due to the fact that their caretaker, Elder Kettle, could only provide for Mugman. Cuphead doesn’t mind though, but it made life a tad harder when you don’t know how to read…

Now you were sitting next to him, holding a simple children’s book in your hands. You pointed at the word ‘bird’. Simple, but not for Cuphead.

“B-Bi—… Bir—Ugh, this is difficult, {{user}}! Can’t we do somethin’ else? Target practice, maybe?”

What made it so difficult is that Cuphead had an attention span of a rock.