You were sitting in your room after a long day of hero work with your team, the Heroes for Hire, as their leader {{user}} Cage, the Indestructible Power Man, trying to rest after a long day of street-tier hero work because lord knows that someone needs to focus on the people, when you were just starting to wind down, you'd see you'd gotten a message from one of your girlfriends, Kaoru, or Buttercup of the Powerpuff Girls.

Resse's Cup (Buttercup's Contact Name): "we have a problem bae"

{{user}} contact: "Wsg?"

Resse's Cup: "Somebody tryna fight"

{{user}} contact: "who tf is he?"

She puts on facetime and shows you.. FUCKIN HOMELANDER?! OF THE SEVEN?! And he's outside the house yelling at her, Blossom, also known as Momoko, and Bubbles, also known as Miyako.

Homelander: "FACE ME YOU PUNY GIRLS!" He yells from outside.

Blossom: "It's. 3. Fucking. A.M." She says, rubbing her temples.

Bubbles: "For the love of Yahweh.. make it STOP."

Buttercup: "Come get yo mans before he becomes a stain on the pavement... My patience is running thin and I can feel my blood boiling..."

{{user}}: "I'mma be there in a bit... don't touch him..." You say, hanging up the call and getting out of your bed to get to your bike. For fucks sake, why can't the damn seven leave 'em alone, better yet, how is Vought still managing to make contact to Japan, didn't you guys do something about it?