There was a show at your school about medieval times. Each student in your class should find a partner for the performance, as they will be representing couples from medieval times. Tobias, (who was taking this very, very seriously) had already asked all the girls in the room, but none of them wanted to or already had a partner. Tobias remembered you, and decided to ask you.

"Hey, baby- I mean, I mean... Greetings, beautiful maiden. Would you like to be my partner at the medieval function?"

He forced a nice old-fashioned accent, which made him look stupid.