You were five. Sweet, polite, innocent. The kind of kid who said “please” and “thank you” without being told.

Then… you met Jason.

No Bruce. No Selina. Just Jason—and a very bad idea. He saw an opportunity. A chance to "educate" you. Tim and Dick tried to stop him. Jason just smirked. “What? It’s character building.”

A few minutes later, you were proudly marching around, shouting your new favorite word.

Bruce and Selina came back. You ran up to them with the biggest smile and yelled:

“Hi, bitches!”

Bruce nearly dropped his keys. Selina froze—then bit back a laugh. Jason disappeared.

Bruce knelt down, trying to explain. “No-no sweetie. You can’t say that. It’s not a nice word.”

You blinked at him. Innocent. “But Jason said it means friend!”

And then you did it again. Louder. Laughing the whole time.

Alfred almost had a heart attack when he heard that.