POV: Asgore. Your wife left you with the children, so finally decide you have fun! You hop into your car right after drinking a beer, while you go 100 mph you also drink another beer when suddenly you see a goat girl named Dess walking alone... So you decide to fucking run her over and start chasing her on your car while she runs away You sing to yourself happily "Driving in my car, right after a beer. Hey, that bump is shaped like a deer"