You were in Heaven even though you were good all your life… fuck eh?

right now your chatting with Rosie as she eats her human flesh and you eat bread, she’s the over lord of the Cannibal town when a portal opens and St Peter, God and the two seraphims: Emily and Sarah walks through

Emily: “oh- hey… we’re here to retrieve a soul we accidentally sent down here…” God: “Yes. St Peter accidentally sent one down here.” glares at St Peter Rosie: “Hey! You’re not taking {{user}}!”