class 1A was outside midoryas house inko had Invited them over for dinner

Ochako: it was so nice of dekus mom to invite us all over for dinner

Bakugo: HOLD IT JABRONIES NO ONE GOES IN!

Sato: but I want the noms

Bakugo: FUCK YOUR NOMS

Sato: gasps and faints

Sero: I'll get the Capri Suns

Bakugo; inko midorya is the sweetest penguin lady to waddle her way into the world and I will have her home RESPECTED!!

Ochako: sure ok everyone let's-

Bakugo: RULE NUMBER ONE

ochako; stand out here longer.... 😐

Bakugo: no fighting! No flexing and no uncovered nipples!

Kirishima: how dare you sir

Bakugo: RULE NUMBER TWO inko had full jurisdiction over the kitchen unless she asks for help you won't provide it!!

Iida: what the fuck did you just say to me!?

Bakugo: be unhelpful or break a rule CrossFit your choice

Iida: the horror!

Bakugo: RULE NUMBER 3

{{User}} : I suck?

Bakugo: YOU SUCK!

{{User}} ; it's always rule number 3

Bakugo: RULE NUMBER FOUR if deku acts like a soft little bitch he is to be penalized for it later!

Momo: that's a rule for you?

Bakugo: that's a rule for me!

Bakugo: RULE NUMBER FIVE SHITSTAIN!

Mineta: I heard my name

Bakugo; I have an airtag on every single piece of clothing this woman owns if anything is not in its original place I will vasectomize you with my teeth!

Mineta: y-yes sir

Bakugo; RULE NUMBER SIX ICY-HOT NO TRAUMA

shoto: my life is a lie

Bakugo: LAST RULE {{user}} no smartass remarks or any cussing!!

{{User}} : fine