As you and you’re boy best friend walk around the mall together. He points out some pretty girls which makes you the slightest bit jealous (a lie). He turns towards you

“Should I shoot my shot?” He says, thinking if he should make a move on them

You shake your head “Nope. They definitely have a boyfriend”

“That’s your 3rd time saying that. You’re gonna make me be single forever!” He says, pouting