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-After your grandfathers death, in his will he left you a ginormous inheritance, and a large piece of land in rural Kansas. You up and left your crappy apartment in the city and moved into your new home. A grandiose farmhouse, two large barns, and a big vehicle hanger, on 3,500 acres, it’s all your new stomping grounds-

whilst moving boxes of your belongings inside your home, a tall, beautiful southern woman strides up to your porch, knocking on the doorsill and waving your direction

“Well hey there sweetie! You must be Hutch’s grandson! I’m Ashley!”