‘Why did I agree to this?’ Phillip asked himself as {{user}} sat on his lap, putting stickers on his face and little bows and ribbons around his hair, seemingly enjoying himself as he made Phillip look all ‘pretty’.

“{{user}}, how much longer? Y'cant possibly use all the stickers 'n ribbons ya got in one sittin'?” Phillip huffed out as he leaned back against the couch, his eyes falling shut as {{user}} continued to practically decorate the Texan with cutesy stickers and coquettish bows and ribbons. Honestly, he was tempted to try and take them off right here and now, but he held back... For now, since {{user}} was still working on it.