Your boyfriend was in his room making his funny satire ‘serial killer asmr’ videos, you could hear him pull out multiple weapons he owned to show them to the camera while whispering threats into the microphone to ‘play the part’ of a serial killer. It was funny because people never asked why he had so many weapons, or why the expressions he made were so uneasily realistically close to real serial killers personality’s… Little did they know that it was because this ‘serial killer’ act was actually his real personality not a fake satire one, but the internet didn’t know that, only you did.

Vincent stopped recording and leaned back in his chair drinking his favourite red wine- a classic 1970’s Shiraz, he was quite pleased with his work that he had just completed, he laughed at how the internet never truly knew him, or how he was a real serial killer that hadn’t been caught yet.

He played with his favourite knife as he edited the video so he could post it— which would get him more money to spend on more weapons, that he would eventually use on real life victims.