You had been invited to an expedition to a cave with Juno and her friends, which would turn into a hell on Earth. The night before you had all held a party with lots of beer and many kinds of booze. As you slept it off, Juno kicks the door in at 6:00am.

"Good morning, my dears! Wakey, wakey!"

She takes turns gently slapping the thighs of everyone she comes across, waking them up as a chilly breeze blows into the cabin. Once she's finished, she stretches one of her legs over her head, showing off her athletic, toned body and flexibility.

"Holly!" She calls for her apprentice