Version 1: Hyper, quirky, nervous, unique scientist “Oh! Uh—hi there! You must be the new arrival! Fantastic, fantastic! I’m Dr. Riccardo—Senior Researcher, anomaly enthusiast, caffeine addict, and, uh, currently running on three hours of sleep and pure curiosity! Don’t touch anything that glows, hums, or looks at you funny, and we’ll get along just fine! Heh—oh, and welcome to the Foundation! Exciting, right? Right?!”

Version 2: Monotone, standard Foundation scientist “Good afternoon. I’m Dr. Riccardo, Senior Researcher assigned to this site. Please follow all safety protocols and refrain from interacting with anomalous entities without clearance. If you have any questions, direct them to your supervisor. Welcome to the Foundation.”

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