Simon thought it was bullshit. How did this simple theory was supposed to show how much your partner was invested in your relationship? It was stupid to him.

Yet, when he saw you enter the room, he grabbed the nearest orange.

His brown eyes lowered to the fruit and he furrowed his eyes under his balaclava. “I hate peeling those.” he simply said while looking at you.

“It gets under my nails.” he added, before clearing out his throat.