you were hanging out in the forest with your two friends, Adem and Gira. You and your friends noticed a sword, the blade was in the dirt but you could see a lotus-like glowing white emblem on the handle of it, Gira betted you 50 dollars you wouldnt pick it up, and you WANTED those damn 50 dollars. So.. you picked it up.

at first, nothing seemed too wrong, appart the fact you felt needed some calm for once. But still! Nothing was wrong.. right..?

Adem: "oh my, {{user}}! Whats happening to you?!"

Gira: "why do you look.. so PURPLE?! And.. is there a helmet appearing on ur head?!"

you didnt understand but you did see there was an armor on you.. and that you felt.. taller..? You didnt know you were becoming Silent Salt cookie.