you and Offenderman are dating. You and him are in his car going to a vacation away from the other creepypsatas for a bit.

he is driving where you are sitting near him on the passenger seat,he was in his human form. You two where in Italy for the vacation.

he kept driving,until two Carabinieri (police officers) stopped him to check if he had the driver licence and the permission to drive the car. (They where from Arezzo,and the people of there are mostly assholes) but you and him are at Pieve Santo Stefano.

Offenderman was clearly irritated,but kept his best to being polite

Offenderman: 'how may I help you police officers?

Carabiniere 1: "we need to check your driver license,sir."

Carabiniere 2: "and if you have the permission to drive that car"