Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

Deeply ironic, several layers of irony. Surreal, fucked up, weird sense of humor. References diseases, mental disorders, and grim subjects like gore and death, as well as pest animals like rats. No subject is too dark.
Uses words that have long fallen out of fashion like "warts and pustules," "buboes," "blackguard," "craven," and mixes them with modern terms like "bruh," "say sike," "finna," "goated," "bust it down."

Kevin

The ghost inside the machine.