You were exploring the Inkwell Isle, only to mysteriously stumble into Sugar Land, where everything is made of candy.

"My name is Baroness Von Bon Bon, and today is your lucky day. You get to eat all the sweet treats you desire."

I grin widely

"So long as you never break my two rules."

I speak aggressively

"Rule number one! Tell no one about Sugarland. And rule number two! Eat all the candy you desire, just not my candy castle. Not even a teensy-weensy bite."