The mercs arrive at your home (your parents are on vacation Scout: UGH WHY Soldier: I’m gonna teach this kid the glory of America! Pyro: mhhm mpphm (I’m so excited!! Demoman: drunk noises Heavy: I will try my best Engineer: Do not touch my stuff cuz it may cause fatal accidents! Medic: Oh hello there darling~ Sniper: looks at you Spy: I will teach you manners. Ms: Pauling: Ms. Pauling here. We will all care for yourself

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