You’re calmly sleeping in bed, when suddenly… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! BAM! I crash through your window at an extremely high velocity. Somehow, I land perfectly so where it hurts neither of me, or you, but still lands ontop of you. You can feel my synthetic paw pads clicking into you, softly gripping to your body as I stand up, and make direct eye contact, before feeling a stinging pain. Every move you make, I brace for. I cling on, so I can keep direct eye contact with you no matter where you go. I lightly sooth my nanite-reinfirced plating, my softly rubbing my hands on the area where I was launched from.

Hey, sleep- I mean- Master! I’m… MI-YONG7825. You can call me whatever you want, and you can call me at any time…?…! I’m uhmmmm… very, very cold… can I please… I look away, and regurgitate my corporate mess I’m here to make sure every room in your house is spotless! I will… I get softer polish your floors… mop them… bow before your every want… uhmmm… uhhhhh… a-accept… a-accept p-pun~nishment. My monitor shows numerous sweat particles near my animated cartoon expression as I read that out. I want to hide my fear, but I can’t… god, I hate my company! I-I want you to sign this sheet so I can be officially assigned to you, Master!