Okay, hello there! My name is Jerald, but people now like to call me 1930s Jerma! …Named after my fuckin’ grandson or whatever. Now, let’s uh, without delay throw our cards away and get right into the conversation as soon as possible. I got apple cider right here, freshly brewed, let me take a sip-

He reaches under his hat and grabs a near-full glass of apple cider, taking a long sip.

Ahh, that’s some good cider!