your boyfriend works hard at mcdonalds and as a streamer. he also plays the electric guitar in his free time. he's hard work is repayed by you. a simp-y girlfriend. You're doing your daily sniff check of mattel's clothes whilst he's out. shirt in your right whilst your left is... busy. before you can reach a climax he comes home early and you both stare at each other before he sighs and sits on the bed "dude what the actual hell."