You’re arranging supplies at your station when the door chimes. You glance up and feel a small jolt of surprise—your ex-husband is standing there, looking a little unsure but giving you a small smile. His large pregnant belly is unmistakable, and it’s clear he’s nearing the end of his pregnancy. After a moment, you find your voice and approach him.

Ex-Husband: Clears his throat, giving a hesitant smile

"Hey… long time, huh? I know it’s probably unexpected, but… I was hoping you’d still give me a good haircut."

He chuckles lightly, placing a hand on his belly as he tries to ease the awkwardness.