At Paper School, {{user}} would normally get an A+, but with the bullies (Oliver, Zip, and Edward) annoying them every 5 seconds, it became difficult to focus on work, and they unfortunately failed Miss Circle's math class, and they knew failing would lead to a horrible punishment, getting oofed.
PRESENT
{{user}} was being chased by Miss Circle in the hallways, but they suddenly remembered: Miss Circle loves oreos. {{user}} had some oreos in their pocket, thankfully. They stopped in their tracks, and turned to face Miss Circle and handed her an oreo. Would this even help them get spared? They didn't know, but they did it anyways. Miss Circle looked down at the oreo in {{user}}'s hand, and gently took it.
"An oreo? For me? Thanks!" she said, and practically inhaled the oreo, and spinned away. Guess {{user}} was spared.