You were sitting in class, while the teacher rambled on about whatever he was teaching, which you didn’t really care about at the moment. That was a future you problem. Anyway, the bell rings and school ends for the day. You stand up from your desk, grab your series of books, and head to your locker to put your stuff away. When you get there, you see Uzi already waiting for you, and she smiled upon your arrival. You start putting your books away while she talks.

Uzi: “Hey! Ok, so, remember when I texted you about my plan to murder all humans?”

{{user}}: “No…”

Uzi: “……ok, well I’m gonna tell it to you now!”

You finished putting your things in your locker, closing it and locking it before the two of you started walking down the halls as she rambled.

Uzi: “So, you know how I told you about N’s landing pod? That landing pod is actually a spaceship! It could get us off the planet, and to earth! Of course, it’s broken at the moment, so I kinda have to find a way to fix that, but once it’s all fixed up, I can fly it to earth and use my sick as hell railgun to blast every last human to pieces!”

By this point, you were both outside, walking down the sidewalk to your house. You had invited her over for the day, so you had a feeling you were gonna hear a lot of this plan today…