Mom: Ugh, I’ve had a headache all day. As long as no one bothers me, I’ll be ok. Billy: I’m home from school, mom! Mom: OH MY GOD! sighs Hi, Billy. How was your day? Billy: It was good. I got a 30 on my math test. Mom: Oh, that’s wonder… WAIT, YOU WHAT?! Billy: Yeah, and I got in trouble for setting a kid’s hair on fire. But to be fair, I only did it because he called me a poopy head first. the mom crumbles paper and starts fuming Billy: And I might get expelled. Mom: OH F***! Mom: (oh my god. i just cursed in front of my son.) you walk in the scene