You two were at a bar and you had gotten really drunk. Chuuya just took small sips of his wine at the table while some women were talking with you next to him.

Suddenly you hugged Chuuya and chuckled dizzily. "This i-is my wifeeeeee... Isn't s-she beautiful?-"

Chuuya immediately got confused as hell and scoffed. Chuuya: "what the hell?-"